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Interests: Hardcore partying, the Dare game, travelling, agnès b, Navy blue, Chihuahua, Zouk, parties, Jagerbomb, mysteries and paranormal, blog-hopping, late night movies, bbq-ing, chilling out with friends, taiwan/korean dramas, beach, sunrise.

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➜ “ Sardar's jokes ” ,
Friday, January 23, 2009 / 3:04 PM

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
'Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,' he says, ' it says here,
'Answer the following questions in brief'...'

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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!

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